Not An Onion Article of the Day: 14-Year-Old Illinois Boy Hires Prostitute Over The Internet, She Visits Him, Then Steals His Piggy Bank Without Having Sex With Him
He knew it was risky business, but a 14-year-old from Prospect Heights, Illinois, decided to take advantage of his parents’ absence by hiring a prostitute over the Internet.
Unfortunately, just like Risky Business, the teen’s adolescent misadventures ended with the aforementioned prostitute robbing him blind.
Sadly, unlike Risky Business, the poor kid didn’t even get to have sex with the woman before she stole his stuff.
According to the police report, 22-year-old Dareka Brooks arrived at the boy’s home on Wednesday after they arranged the transaction online.
After instructing the teen to remove his pants, Brooks allegedly pepper-sprayed him in the face and then snatched his iPad and piggy bank before taking off.
Police were later able to track Brooks down to a motel in Elk Grove Village by pinging the very same iPad she stole.
Brooks, who is from Milwaukee, was arrested and charged with armed robbery. Her bond was set at $10,000.
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