The Pageantry of Politics: If American Politics Were Like Toddlers and Tiaras
Like pageants, elections are carefully orchestrated displays of candidates’ poise and ability to connect with audiences. I think we can all agree that what this country’s most important politicians are truly missing more than anything is the dramatic styling and beautiful makeup the glitz pageant competitors (as seen on such fine programming as Toddlers & Tiaras) have perfected over the years. Thanks to the power of retouching we can imagine how that would look.
Barack Obama
Mitt Romney
Michelle Obama
Ann Romney
Hillary Clinton
Elizabeth Warren
Joe Biden
Rob Portman
Michele Bachmann
Sarah Palin
Design by John Gara.
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wateringgoodseeds said:
Creepiest thing to cross my dash in… well, ever, I think.
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ghost-plot reblogged this from scifigamingmom and added:
Omg. I can’t decide if I love this or hate this.
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scifigamingmom reblogged this from thepoliticalfreakshow and added:
Holy shit. That’s terrifying. O_o
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thepoliticalfreakshow posted this
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