This is a real campaign page. Not a parody.
Twinx, Maggie and Gidget were promised bacon in return for their endorsements.
Romney’s dog was too occupied to be asked to endorse Newt. After the way Mittens put him on the roof of the family’s car, it’s no wonder. I would crap all over myself also if I had to ride on the roof.
What’s Newt trying to say here? Is it that he thinks that his supporters and the American people are just pretty faces to look at, to discard of when they are done with us? Would Newt consider euthanizing people that he doesn’t agree with?
Either way, this is one of the dumbest ideas for a presidential campaign website.
Well, it could be worse:

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At least Newt is apparently an animal lover (but I doubt it). My own cat fails to share my passion for politics or...
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Twinx, Maggie and Gidget were promised bacon in return for their endorsements.
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